Dave ([info]dil3mma) wrote,
@ 2007-01-31 21:14:00
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I cuddled with a glass of milk because I have a noodle in my nose.
Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I beat
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a horse
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the Trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - my ex
18 - a jew
19 - an orange
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - a bisexual
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - your dealer
29 - a French fry
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because thats how i roll
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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[info]somecallme_tim
2007-02-01 05:00 am UTC (link)
I killed a bisexual because I'm sexy as hell.

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HAHA!
[info]dil3mma
2007-02-01 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Knockin off the competition!

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[info]slhc_lead
2007-02-01 06:10 am UTC (link)
I needed a jew because the lil people told me to.

(Midgets!)

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[info]printemps
2007-02-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
*LAUGH*!

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Jerry Springer
[info]dil3mma
2007-02-01 06:04 pm UTC (link)
There was a little person on Jerry Springer the other day...

He had a mohawk!

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[info]printemps
2007-02-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
I beat a horse because I have AMAZING boobs.

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[info]furious_lil
2007-02-01 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I ate a dog because I'm sexy as hell. Whaaaa?? :P

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[info]furious_lil
2007-02-01 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh, no...wait - my sweater is black - my shirt is red. So, in reality, I ate a dog because I have AMAZING BOOBS. :P

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hehe
[info]angelsaim
2007-02-01 01:47 pm UTC (link)
I banged the trojan man cause im sexy as hell??

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Re: hehe
[info]dil3mma
2007-02-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Hrm... that's not funny at all! And potentially true! (I dunno if your husband has trojan blood in him afterall!)

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Re: hehe
[info]angelsaim
2007-02-02 09:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah i know...*lol*

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Breast Health
[info]dil3mma
2007-02-01 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Sooo... for all you women out there with AMAZING BOOBS, it's due to canine protein in your diet?

Interesting...

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[info]squirrel94085
2007-02-01 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I beat Ur grandma because that's how I roll.

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[info]daegwyrd
2007-02-01 09:27 pm UTC (link)
this is very interesting

I slept with a condom, because that's how I roll.

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[info]carolynsmalley
2007-02-02 02:29 am UTC (link)
I killed a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

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[info]jinya69
2007-02-05 05:34 am UTC (link)
i killed a cat because i smoke crack.

How very accurate this thing is! <3

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